The rightful thing you should do when You're REALLY obsessed with a particular game...
NOOOO!! I'm TOO LAZY TO WRITE!! I prefer writing in ThE CoMPUtER~!!
TOKIMEKI MEMORIAL GIRL'S SIDE!! The insanity SIDE~
**WARNING** FULL OF PROFANITY~ =) AND TAMAMI AND SUDOU BASHING...
Drop the bomb~! dun dun dun dun...S.F System Mix!! Yeehawwww~!!
PART 1:YOU'RE ALL FOOLS!!
One fine day in Habataki Gakuen...NOT! Haha!
Himuro:Right class..we're gonna learn the typical things in maths..sin cos 1+ emc=2 *blah* *blah* *blah*
Heroine:o.O this sucks...
Kazuma:(Sitting next to her)Yo, wanna sneak out of class? sensei gets SOOO work up when he talks bout' maths....
Heroine:Okay! (stands and screams) DAMN YOU NATSUMI!! I TOLD YOU TO SNEAK OUT BUT NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO SEE KIJOU-SAN HUH!?
Himuro:this class will never learn....DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL EVERYONE!!!
Sakuya:nooo...I'm a good boy! I never did anything wrong!! >_<
Madoka:(Smacks him)Shut the hell up, GEEK!!!
Arisawa:(Stands up clenching her fist in anger)YOU....KIJOU SAMA!! PREPARE TO DIE!!! (punches him)
Natsumi:What the hell do you think you're doing to Kijou-sama!?!? DIE BITCH!!! (catfight ensues)
Heroine:Ehehehe, Kei, wanna come over to my house and play cat and mouse?
Heroine:YATTA!! nnn, alright! meet you after detention Love~! ^__^
Kazuma:...This is THE WORST CLASS EVER...
Himuro:so the *blah* *blah* *blah**blah**blah**blah* ...(Everybody is playing paper planes by now while he writes the whiteboard)
Wataru:(Suddenly comes in the class wearing only a pair of boxers)OEI!!!!!!!!!
Wataru:Somebody stole my clothes!! >_< do you know who!?
Heroine:probably the junior girls....
Wataru:DAMMIT! I hate being rape by a bunch of girls...
Mihara:(Suddenly comes)Did you say....rape? (Smiles at Wataru Seductively)
Wataru:Uhm...for a second thought, forget it!!! (Runs away quickly)
Chiharu:(Comes in like a school geek)Uhmm....Is this the right school? this doesn't look like Kirameki high...
Heroine:You're CUTEEEE!!! what's your name?
Heroine:Oh wait!! yatta! you're that e-mail guy!!
Chiharu:..huh? YOU'RE THAT GIRL FROM THE INTERNET!? YOU HAVE A CUTE ASS!!
Kei:....De? She's mine, if you steal her, you're gonna die a PAINFUL death...
Chiharu:Awww.....;_; She says I'm cute...
Heroine:I KNOW!! (punches her hands) Let's have an ORGY!! I can handle you and Kei together...(Winks)
Madoka:I WANNA JOIN IN TOO!!! >___<
Heroine:Okay, so, what ya say?
All:GO AND DIE BITCH!!! (Kicks her)
Sudou:ee? Mon Mon, Isn't that a bit cruel?
All:YOU DIE TOO BITCH!!! (ROASTS HER IN A BONFIRE)
Heroine:I think..why don't we ask sensei too? he has a HOT body...(Drools)
Natsumi:Dude, you're such a slut!
Heroine:Yeah, I know.
Arisawa:Whoever...goes..(Changes voice into the terminator like arnold shwarzeneggar* did I spell it right?)AFTER SAKUYA....WILL DIE...HASTA LA VISTA BABY..
Heroine:I was..(Acts innocent) wondering If you would like to got to my house today...we're having a party! ^^
Madoka:(Veins popping up) JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!! >_<*
Himuro:well, okay. so..*Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah*
Heroine:(Does the conga)dun dun dun dun dun dun~!! Yatta!! (singing) boys boys be my boys...
After school....IN DETENTION..MUAHAHAHA..
Heroine:WHAT!? you mean we have to stay here until 6PM!? what the hell did I do!?
Kazuma:you scream...By the way, I hear you doing Orgy tonight...let me join in too!!
Heroine:Sure!! Twist me, taste me, crunch me~...
Kei:(joins in) Lick me..
Chiharu:....Why am I here?
Wataru:(still in a pair of boxers)I got detention for not wearing my uniform...(cries) HIDOII SIO...
Arisawa:NONE SHALL TOUCH SAKUYA...
Natsumi:Ah, looks like I'll come to the party wearing only a pair of thong after all!! ^_^
Madoka:...OH GOD NO!!! DON'T WEAR THAT THONG!!!
Natsumi:ha, TOO LATE!! ^_^
(Tamami and Sudou is now seen as a dead corpse in a middle of Habataki Gakuen flower field)
Himuro:heh, that's what you get for breaking mah RULEZ!! (Breaks his conductor stick out of excitement) Oh damn, that cost a 4 dollars...gotta get a new one..(walks off)see you after school, students! Bubye!!
Mihara:...am I dreaming or DID I hear him say Bubye?
Madoka:NO IT'S FACT!!! OH DEAR GOD!!! OUR TEACHER'S A PSYCHO!!!
Heroine:This class IS psycho after all..
Kazuma:Tralalalala...the school's insane nananana...
Sakuya:(Suddenly OOC* Out of character) dun dun dun!!! drop the bomb!!!
Wataru:STOP SINGING THAT SONG SIO....
Sakuya:(Goes back to whining)
Arisawa:YOU SHALL DIE!! (Smacks Wataru) THAT'S FOR MAKING HIM CRY!!
After 5 hours of detention...
Madoka:*Groan* still not end yet?
Heroine:(Is sleeping on Chiharu's lap)ZZZZZzzzzz....Orgy...
Sakuya:..(can't sleep because of Arisawa)CREEPY...
Arisawa:hasta la vista BABY..
Chiharu:She's such a pretty woman...TOTALLY SEXY!! (Plays with The heroine's hair)
Himuro:I'M BACK!!!!! (Screams loudly, everybody wakes up shock)
To be continued...stay tune!!
Gomen Ne, for the Pervert-rated Theme, But I did this for my friends when I'm bored..-__-;;